1.Hayley:How did you find out about your birthday party?
Ryan: Oh, a little birdy told me
2.me:PAnic AT the Disco is coming to South Africa!!
random fangirl; OMJ realyy?? how do you know??
me: oh, a little birdy told me
Ryan: Oh, a little birdy told me
2.me:PAnic AT the Disco is coming to South Africa!!
random fangirl; OMJ realyy?? how do you know??
me: oh, a little birdy told me
by iglossluvthedisco April 12, 2009

by XxstickfigurexX October 16, 2009

by The Return of Light joker May 3, 2010

twitter feed: OMG LOOK AT THESE AWESHUM PUMPS. #omgSHOES (insert twitpic)
...later...
Person: Hey, I heard about your new shoes. SEXY.
Twitard: OMG, what? STALKER. How do you know?!
Person: A little birdie told me.
...later...
Person: Hey, I heard about your new shoes. SEXY.
Twitard: OMG, what? STALKER. How do you know?!
Person: A little birdie told me.
by tjt2013 August 30, 2011

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.
Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"
Man #2- "That wasn't funny."
Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."
Man #2- "That wasn't funny."
Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."
by Dave S. February 4, 2004

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".
Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"
by cusenerd October 22, 2011

A process where you have to listen to your friend bitch and moan about his ex to another friend who also dated the same sawed off happy trail havin' girl.
by Annoyed Gamer October 3, 2011
