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No, I want to die! I definitely want to die. I'm trying get the hell out of here so I can fuck up that creature right-quick.

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT HIM! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!? Your kids know the part of the story you're not telling the audience you fucking idiot! THEY KNOW YOU LOST! They are going to know you lost and live out the rest of their lives knowing you lost. They pieced together your mangled corpse and now you're just this sloppily crafted Frankenstein's monster. Your bridge to the future ran out of bricks years ago. You're just floating in orbit desperately scrambling to siphon fuel from the person who launched you into orbit. Are your frightened? Do you not belong up there? Oops. I guess I don't know my own strength. I didn't assume anything and IF YOUR REPUTATION DOESN'T COINCIDE WITH WHO YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING CHARLATAN! ENJOY! Enjoy living the lie! The retard loved it! You know they told me he didn't have a phone. You know why I said what I said about him, Jordan? I DID IT BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS WATCHING AND BECAUSE IT WAS TRUE. He wanted me to know he was watching and he wanted me to know he was fucking her. AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS. I took your book and I spanked his spoiled little ass with it (figuratively) and HE FUCKING DESERVED IT. That little cripple is walking around with the words "By Jordan Peterson" imprinted on his ass. But, hey, at least now you can give your family the life you weren't good enough to actually earn."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

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