Titus O'Neil

Violently face fucking a girl so her gaggjng noises sound like a barking seal, all while raising your arms above your head in the same motion as professional wrestler Titus O'Neil's pre match pose.

Me: I made Brooke bark like a seal last night
Cameron: Lol How?
Me: I gave that ho a Titus O'Neil lol

by betrayal4life February 20, 2015

zarah titus

Zarah is a shy girl. Once you get to know her, you'll see how funny, crazy and weird she is (in a good way). Zarah has two different types of personalities. One when she's around friends and family, and one where she's with people she's not close to. Zarah is very loving and caring and can always cheer you up when you're feeling low. You should never lose a friend like Zarah. Zarah is your best friend and your bestest friend. She will always try her best to help you and give the best possible advice there is. She's funn, beautiful, talented, weird (in a good way) and lots more. If you have a Zarah in your life, never lose her.
Zarah is my best friend.

Zarah Titus

is my bestest friend

by Mrs tutus November 22, 2021

Titus Young Hat Trick

The act of being arrested three times in one week, named for former Detroit Lions WR Titus Young.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Steve?

Guy 2: Yeah, he got arrested twice already this week!

Guy 1: Hey look, the police are arresting someone!

Guy 2: Yup, it's Steve.

Guy 1: It's the Titus Young Hat Trick!

by GucciMeme May 12, 2013

Titus wit da barzzz

A dominant rapper from Evansville Indiana who has "barzzz" and "punchline after punchline"

" girl, that white dude a good rapper, he's no Titus wit da Barzzz , but he ight...."

by Fanny packio November 4, 2022

ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus

Grouping all the STDs in one word. Gandaria,Herpes,Siffilis,Genatale Warts,Aids,Hepatitus

That Bitch Gave me "Ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus"

by Josh Pope January 18, 2007

afro-titus

A common ailment affecting inner city dwellers. Symptoms include engorged lips, ashy appearance over darkening skin, uncontrolled use of the word "yo".

If you wake in the morning and it looks like someone changed their oil on your bed pillow... you may have afro-titus

by afro-titus January 24, 2011

Titus

Getting to know him can be pretty tough. He'll shut you out and build walls to keep you away. He's stubborn. He's a smart ass. He'll get on your nerves. But remember, he'll also be your best friend. He'll let you cry on his shoulder. He'll hold you tight when you need it. He'll sing his favorite songs to make you smile. He'll tell you the most lame jokes and send you the weirdest memes. Most of all, he'll be everything you need. Remember to be patient with a Titus and give him love when he needs it the most. Give him space but don't let him go. Make sure he feels appreciated because he tries hard. And lastly, he the one he needs in his life. Don't be an idiot, because you'll realize he's all you needed as well.

Girl 1: Omg is that Titus and his girlfriend?
Girl 2: Idk, I don't even care.
Girl 1: I thought you liked him?
Girl 2: Yeah somethings happened between us and we'll never be the same. I just don't wanna put him through anymore stuff because I love him. So I think it's just best to be lowkey and try not to bother him because he seems happy and he's never happy around me. I just want the best for him, that's all.
Girl 1: Dang, I know leaving him behind might hurt but you can do it.
Girl 2: Yeah!

by frommywindow1 March 20, 2019