When a chubby girl that looks like a horse comes to a party and drinks 1 ounce of alcohol and acts like she is really drunk. Then goes around trying to get with all of the guys at the party.
Me and my friends were having a good time at the party until the tipsy horse came and started spilling the alcohol everywhere and wobbling her fatness around to Dance Remix... all of us were saying "please don't shake that ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"
by ninjalooper January 19, 2012
A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion
For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.
Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
by Johnny Mo November 8, 2006
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by WolfePackAlpha May 29, 2017
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by PlutoR December 15, 2011
When you've gotten drunk off two glasses of wine and are feeling very happily attempting to convince people you're not drunk.
by Stoudonym March 23, 2019
by Hdj February 20, 2008
A group of ten beautiful girls whom jokingly (but correctly) named themselves the Tipsy Ten. These girls never really hung out together before the infamous day at Bertucci's. Now they're all inseparable and love to be merry. Many people don't like this Tipsy Ten group but will someday be an identical version of these girls. They're known to hang out with the "Hampden kids" and "LPL" on many a day.The Chaug will never be the same after the Class of 2011 and the Tipsy Ten bid farewell.
by hehehefunshtuff August 25, 2011