Tina is the definition of a person with the obsession of Joe Bartolozzi. She's very hot in every possible aspect, and with a hair like a Goddess. She's someone every girl is jealous of. And despite all that she has a massive cock, that pleasures cute submissive boys. She's really in love with ONE person, usually by the initial J. She's also known to smell good, which attracts others.
Hey do you know who's dating Tina.
Yes this person with the initial J.
Oh I'm so jealous, someone can be with Tina.
Yes this person with the initial J.
Oh I'm so jealous, someone can be with Tina.
by WhatTheActual October 7, 2023
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Tina is a great grandma and mom
by Dhdhhdhdh June 15, 2022
Get the Tina mug.Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.
by Tinalover May 29, 2022
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everyone and no one.
everywhere but nowhere.
a religion.
a cult.
your neighbor, your mother, AND your dog.
the meaning of life.
a theory.
a fact.
me.
you.
everyone and no one.
everywhere but nowhere.
a religion.
a cult.
your neighbor, your mother, AND your dog.
the meaning of life.
a theory.
a fact.
me.
you.
by Ti-nah May 11, 2010
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Refers to teener (1/16 of an oz=teen or teener)
Teener=Tina
Or, sometimes Tina Turner
Refers to teener (1/16 of an oz=teen or teener)
Teener=Tina
Or, sometimes Tina Turner
by Sedgely April 25, 2020
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- Very inspired by heroic like mentalities
- Muse
- Always forever wanting to improve
- thinks Christ means "Love"
- Very inspired by heroic like mentalities
- Muse
- Always forever wanting to improve
- thinks Christ means "Love"
by I am a Tina November 14, 2020
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