Kidney Tickler

The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?

Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.

Girl 1: What's his name?

Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-

Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!

by xellosxerxes December 29, 2011

bootyhole tickler

When a guy grows his beard so long, it grazes the females anus while he is giving oral pleasure resulting in tickling.

-Man dawg what does your ole lady think of your beard being so long?
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.

by Dj normax March 12, 2017

nut ticklers

All the options in a car or truck or whatever item that is fully loaded.

John: See you got a new car?
Fred: Yeah it's a S class MB its got all the nut ticklers.

by Philiip March 19, 2006

terd tickler

used to refer to a homosexual

michael is a terd tickler!

by fabreezy May 12, 2008

The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!

by Rugger69 May 25, 2012

Tommy the tickler

He is a pedophile that babysits children and gets away with it

Girl - "Tommy that's not my bellybutton"

Tommy- "I understand ;)"

Girl- "you're tommy the tickler!"

Tommy- "I KNOW LEL I PLAY CLASH ROYALE TOO"

by Merv May 28, 2016

Key West Butt Tickler

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.

I can tell by your key west butt tickler you enjoy sucking cock.

by Scuzzin420 June 2, 2018