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Back thoughts

Those thoughts in the back of your head that pop up for no reason.

Usually unwanted.
Brain: Hehe, SEX.~

Me: Dammit Back thoughts, not NOW...
by Pseudonymous Dreamer May 29, 2018
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Midnight Thoughts

personally how I would describe midnight thoughts

it's the thoughts that keep you up at night or the thoughts that don't let you sleep.

there's a difference between thinking at midnight and having midnight thoughts.

midnight thoughts usually come from guilt, regret, betrayal and mental issues that have scarred you for life and those thoughts haunt you during the night, when you can't distract yourself from it.
person 1: why are you still up it's late

person 2: I can't shake these Midnight Thoughts
by Shazuki Ishtar April 12, 2020
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thought shower

An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.

The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.

The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
by PulpFictional September 2, 2010
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you thought you ate that

If this is said to you it means the person that said it to you doesn’t think you did a good job as you thought you would.
by Saruna October 4, 2021
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thoughtcrime

Not agreeing with the government or mainstream society
yo Johnny was put in the slammer for thoughtcrime
by crimethinker January 12, 2009
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Black Thought

The main man of "The Roots", he has some lyrical skill i can tell u that, get "The Tipping POint" when it comes out in couple days
Black Thought has a large head
by roy July 8, 2004
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Thought Cancer™

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.
You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.
by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011
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