Terrorist

A person who resists tyranny by performing any act that displeases a tyrant. (Etymology: This political-power-grab tactic was popularized by George W Bush, who declare a state-of-emergency and purportedly launched an anthrax attack against Congress, forcing them to fast-track their passing of the constitution-and-freedom-cancelling Patriot Act without having time to read it. This definition is currently used exclusively by tyrants and their media lapdogs.)

Justin Trudeau (AKA Fidelito): "Truck-driving terrorists started complaining about losing their freedom, due to my two-year reign-of-terror; so, I sent my goons out to beat them up, arrest them, and seize their trucks and bank accounts."

by DMF1953 February 24, 2022

Terrorist

An idiot moron stupid punk who acts all badass in front of a camera while he beheads a helpless civilian but would probably run away like the pussy he is if someone pointed a gun right at him. They're all the same.

The terrorist was about to blow up the building and record it on his phone to show the world how dangerous he is before a gun wielding patriot introduced a 12 gauge to his brain. Suddenly he wasn't so dangerous.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx May 15, 2023

Terrorist

A beautiful name for a female Canadian infant.

Aww she's so cute, she should be Terrorist!

by Good morning U.S.A! May 21, 2023

Terrorist

A beer hidden in a paper cup such as those found in fast food restaurants. By using a straw, one can drink in public without attracting attention.

Max went to McDonald's hours ago. At this point, he's probably drinking a terrorist.

by Ski Dude September 30, 2010

terroristically

and southern way of saying terror threat.

When Pimp C went HAM on the hot 97.9 DJ because she wanted him to open at a concert for Baby and Lil Wayne....he said she called his P.O. and said that he TERRORISTICALLY Thredded Hur...Ya Dig!!!!!!!

this shit is on youtube..check it out

by Shadi Ladi October 20, 2010

terrorist

Any person who, when amongst a crowded group of people, lets loose an incredibly smelly fart. (suicide bomber)

Also any person who walks past groups of people while farting, spreading the gas across a wide area. (WMD)

"Alright, who's the terrorist? Christ, that stinks."

by chuckee May 6, 2008

Terrorist

The act of ejaculating on a females face, then farting in her face briefly afterwords.

We broke up after he gave me a terrorist.

by masterkpeb September 22, 2010