Tea

Not the murky brown piss you British people are drinking, try some loose leaf asian tea for once in your life!

Kevin: What the hell are you drinking?
Idiot: 1 dollar bagged english breakfast tea.
Kevin vomits and proceeds to pour it down the drain

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Tea

Something only the fat dirty English greedy pig bastards drink to cure their vagina disease. Fucking fat shits

Accurate americunt Fat inbred American - you English people only drink tea and live in castles

by English are trannys December 13, 2021

Tea

A name but not used that often

Hi my name is Tea

Tea Leoini

by Ifuseekamytonight May 29, 2009

tea

Dried leaves in hot water.

Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.

by Squeed July 18, 2008

Tea

A tasty brewed brown plant water.

Tom: Whatcha doing?

Jenny: Making tea.

Tom: Cool, I was in the mood for some plant water.

by peacewolf101 February 24, 2012

Teaing

To piss on someone when you know you've drank plenty of unpure fluids e.g. soda, coffee, tea etc

Open your mouth Mei I'm going to be teaing in your face.

by FannyApril August 30, 2009

Tea

Baby gravy

The tea party last night was so messy there was tea everywhere.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010