Poot

Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.

Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.

by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020

Poot

A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*

“I just pooted”

“That was a funny little poot”

“Your poot stinks!”

by urr mums bum January 4, 2022

Poot

Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.

The bean was very poot

by Poot Bean July 3, 2019

The Poot

The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground

*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.

Wow Tjoop! You are acting like The Poot

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 4, 2023

Poot

Tumblr meme in which "Poot" is Demi Lovatos "twin sister"

Have you seen Poot? Poor Demi.

by Katescott2000 December 20, 2015

Poot

The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.

Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.

by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022

Poot

Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).

After the main course of refried beans, they was (sic) pootin' up a storm.

by TaxicabDriver October 31, 2015