I mean, it's not a real interview. 2. I like to throw in some murder threats and/or assertions about how much better looking and more intelligent and important I am than the people listening.
Hym "Not a real interview. I don't really appreciate the way in which I'm being interviewed and because of the manner in which I am being interviewed it's likely necessary to make the piece fit through editing. Because you're not actually talking to me directly but rather posing some conceptually adjacent scenario at which point I respond with whatever I have regarding my thing. It's an entire cluster fuck. Not clear what's being conveyed from moment to moment."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Interviewmug. An interesting series that reimagines the FNAF lore with actual story telling and requires a unique concept, it was made by Australian animator J-Gems.
Person A: Hey have ya seen the new episode of The Interviewed?
Person B: Hell yeah I did, it was great
Person B: Hell yeah I did, it was great
by PeachOrchid August 2, 2025
Get the The Interviewedmug. Oho! Ohohohoho! That's rich! I love to see it! I love to see it! That interview was something else man, I swear 🤣
Hym "So, let's look at some of the claims from the Barclay interview with Candace Owens... First claim 🤓☝️ 'Oct 7th is one of the worst things to happen in the history of humanity' No. It wasn't. Maybe in the Israel area AND ONLY EXPLICITLY TO THE JEWS... But no... It wasn't that. It wasn't worse than 9/11-"
Oven Gremlin (I'm sorry I should have said gremlin the first time) "But per capita-"
Hym "Nobody give a fuck about a 'per capita death rate,' bitch. More people died in one than the other. The one where more people died is worse. Claim 2: Anti-Semitism is a hate that mutates. Is this a false dichotomy between supporting the Jews and hating the Jews? YES IT IS! Yes. It. Is. I wonder... How much of the hate I receive is kike-driven? I said the 'K' word so... Probably more now... Probably more... And, hey, who are the Amalek? One of the races you genocided? Because the Jew-Religion and the Old testament are the same thing, right? And the Atheists criticize the Old Testament God as a brutal genocidal manic and the Jews... Think they are that.... The literal embodiment of God on earth in the same way that Jesus... Was that? Is that what I'm gathering? Ok... Claim 3 'Candace is an antisemitism' Who gives a fuck? They're trying to socially enforce a monopoly on victimization. There have been other genocides. You're doing one now. When it's slavery it's 'But everyone has been slaves!' We need to start criminalizing economic warfare."
Oven Gremlin (I'm sorry I should have said gremlin the first time) "But per capita-"
Hym "Nobody give a fuck about a 'per capita death rate,' bitch. More people died in one than the other. The one where more people died is worse. Claim 2: Anti-Semitism is a hate that mutates. Is this a false dichotomy between supporting the Jews and hating the Jews? YES IT IS! Yes. It. Is. I wonder... How much of the hate I receive is kike-driven? I said the 'K' word so... Probably more now... Probably more... And, hey, who are the Amalek? One of the races you genocided? Because the Jew-Religion and the Old testament are the same thing, right? And the Atheists criticize the Old Testament God as a brutal genocidal manic and the Jews... Think they are that.... The literal embodiment of God on earth in the same way that Jesus... Was that? Is that what I'm gathering? Ok... Claim 3 'Candace is an antisemitism' Who gives a fuck? They're trying to socially enforce a monopoly on victimization. There have been other genocides. You're doing one now. When it's slavery it's 'But everyone has been slaves!' We need to start criminalizing economic warfare."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the Barclay Interviewmug. The drink (usually soda or water) that the interviewer gives to the applicant before an interview proceeds, usually at fast food restaurants in North America.
Person 1: Before we started, he gave me an interview drink as a gesture of goodwill.
Person 2: Aww, they didn’t do that when I got interviewed!
Person 2: Aww, they didn’t do that when I got interviewed!
by Darkonekk September 20, 2023
Get the Interview drinkmug. Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019
Get the Facebook interviewmug. Getting really excited and over confident for an interview that you don't have the qualifications or experience to get.
Person 1: I didn't get the job.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1: they said they wanted someone with more experience or specific experience.
Person 2: sounds like you had a Sam-Style Interview
Person 2: why not?
Person 1: they said they wanted someone with more experience or specific experience.
Person 2: sounds like you had a Sam-Style Interview
by Sam Interviewee August 25, 2022
Get the Sam-Style Interviewmug. Excuse me I have an exit interview to attend before lunch arrives.
I just had an excellent exit interview with last night's hot wings.
I have an exit interview scheduled at 1130 so I'll be busy until closer to noon.
Oh my gawd, someone took their exit interview right in front of the school flag.
I just had an excellent exit interview with last night's hot wings.
I have an exit interview scheduled at 1130 so I'll be busy until closer to noon.
Oh my gawd, someone took their exit interview right in front of the school flag.
by Maj-K June 18, 2023
Get the Exit Interviewmug.