A city farmer can be defined as someone who attempts to portray themselves as a farmer, even though they are from the city and have no affiliation with farming. Common behavioural patterns that are often exhibited by city farmers are as follows: Wearing John Deere or Bass Pro Shop merchandise (usually a hat), Boasting about your truck, wearing plad, packing lips (chewing tobacco) e.t.c... This term was coined in Strathroy, Ontario.
Guy 1: Hey man, checkout steve's John Deere hat, he must be a true farmer!
Guy 2: Nah, he's just another city farmer.
Guy 2: Nah, he's just another city farmer.
by strathroy February 6, 2014
Get the city farmermug. A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"
by Evil Ed April 22, 2005
Get the mushroom farmermug. Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.
by golfnut23 March 13, 2009
Get the farmers blowmug. The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.
by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010
Get the Farmer's Hankymug. John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
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by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010
Get the Thoughtful Farmermug. Dangerous organization of geologist that discuss minerals like gold, platinum, uranium and coal. The organization doesn't like the coal mineral due to some historical moments. This organization is dangerous and should be locked up. They also like football players like mbappe.
The farmers league is a dark place
by Cristo Ronald suwiii January 19, 2022
Get the The Farmers leaguemug. Generally used to refer to a filthy person with gross habits. Assuming they're already gross enough to continually pick at scabs and eat them. Meth addicts are often associated with this term as they constantly pick at their scabs and eat them to get residual meth in the blood.
by carboncobalt July 12, 2014
Get the scab farmermug.