beet skeet

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

by fagx346456 September 2, 2006

Tyler beets

A super mega ultra gay guy who hangs out with 3 completely straight guys who also once looked at a dudes dick

Kanel: yo is that TYLER BEETS

Me: yes stay away him he is hella gay

Aven: TYLER BEETS are you eating a sausage that’s gay

TYLER: no Mr.Harris’s science lab

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeee67 February 20, 2019

neat beets

A way of saying "that's cool," much like cool beans

Friend: I just got tickets to that concert I really wanted to go to!

You: Neat beets!

by fifth doctor November 14, 2011

Beet Sauce

A reallly unattractive eyesore
Someone who is ugly
A person who never gets laid without paying

That Girl is straight beet sauce

by Ferris State Rasta December 13, 2010

pickled beet

When rubber bands are wrapped tightly under the head of the penis. After a time, this allows blood to cause the head to turn deep red; like a beet. The feeling during ejaculation is heightened when the rubber bands are taken off.

"I just wrapped five rubber bands really, really tight on my meat popsicle! When I'm ready to cum, my pickled beet will explode after I take the rubber bands off!"

by The Broken Eyelid September 13, 2008

Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

Beets Me Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018