Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020

Toobin

1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.

2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.

1. I hate them, they toobined the DnD meeting last night.

2. He took his toobin out!

by MyFirtUsernsmWasTaken November 11, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating (especially in front of a live webcam)

Jeffrey needed to work on his boner but

didn't know his laptop camera was on when he started toobin

by Bobby.Riggs October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of fondling yourself while on work related video conference call.

Jeffrey! Stop toobin and pay attention!

by Donotresuscitate October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while actively participating in a work related video conference call.

Jeffrey had a rough day after being busted for Toobin during his New Yorker zoom call.

by labondant October 19, 2020

toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call

Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.

by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020