Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary?

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.

1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.

by I'm too cool for Straight sex. June 17, 2012

what are the best words to search on Urban Dictionary

lol this isn't google why are you searching this

you: im so bored what should i do? oh maybe i should search something funny on Urban Dictionary... huh what should i search...? oh i know *types what are the best words to search on Urban Dictionary*

...and thats how u got here....

by chickenwang_wrld August 7, 2020

what the hell do I search up

Welcome. You have made it to heaven bitch.

Hey jeremy what the hell do I search up on urban dictionary?
I don't fucking know try what the hell do I search up.

by pseudonypan October 11, 2022

seashells she sells by the sheesore

When you try to say “She sells seashells by the seashore” too fast your tongue gets twisted

Teacher: Try to say this, ‘She sells seashells by the seashore’."

Boy’s first try: "Seashells She sells by the sheesore ..."

Teacher (laughing): Aren’t you a big fan of tongue twisters? Try again."

Boy’s second try: "She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore."

Teacher (clapping his hands): "Yay, you did it! Now practice this tongue twister at home and tomorrow I want to hear your progress."

by bluestinger66 August 11, 2022

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023