legos

Your secret stash of porn you don't want your friends to know about.

Hey Justin, whats in here?

Its just legos you guys!

by Dankyael May 20, 2007

Lego

Those annoying plasic blocks that little brothers leave on the ground for you to step on.

In the middle of the night: Dammit! I told him to clean those stupid Legos up!

by SmexyChick February 6, 2010

lego

Prefix meaning false, fake, counterfeit, unsatisfactory, disappointing, or insufficient. Similar to pseudo.

Derives its meaning from the stark and often disappointing contrast between real world things and their Lego™ play-set equivalents.

"Dude, I thought you said you bought a laptop."
"It's technically called a netbook -- it's smaller and more convenient than a full-size laptop, but it's still a laptop."
"Whatever man, that's a lego-laptop."

by zgx October 19, 2009

legos

A word used to replace weed at when around people who should not know you toke.

Dude look at all the legos I got from my dealer!

by likesta party May 16, 2011

lego

1. code for sex. see jenga
2. interlocking plastic blocks that cost a fortune.

1. "hey dude, you wanna play lego?"
"you suck at lego"
2. "i found all my old lego"

by jilldo December 28, 2003

Lego

to lego or lego up refers to anal sex,most commonly gay butt sex. Derives from interlocking qualities of lego blocks.

Brandyn is so hot, I'd lego with that fine man.

whatever tommy, I'm tired of your fagspeak.

by Lemur pie August 7, 2008

Lego

Your worst Fucking nightmare. A weapon of mass Fucking Destruction. Powerfull enough to Destroy a continent. Oh and it hurts like shit when you step on it

Mom: Jimmy get over here
Jimmy:(runs around a corner and dumps legos on floor)

Mom:(steps on legos and DIES)
Jimmy: YES MY TRAP WORKED!!.....mom? MOM?! NOOOOOOOOOO!

by BADASS TIGER December 11, 2019