lachlan

A bastard

Me: "Hey, you are a bastard!"
Lachlan: "Oh, you're so funny!" (gay voice)

by I seek the truth! March 14, 2003

Lachlan

Has a massive knob proper fit all round don

You seen Lachlan he’s got a cock the size of a bus he will do a Jhadi John in ya fanny

by Knob 123 May 29, 2020

Lachlan

Small penis.
Or a peasant boy who washes ass cracks in his spare time.

1. Damn, look my son, your daddy has a Lachlan.
2. He washed me good, he must be a Lachlan.

by SMURGZ February 22, 2020

lachlan

a person who does appsulutely nothing except make people laugh for no reason . oh and did I say he steals each and everyone of you friends

person 1: oh look its lachlan

person 2: quick run hes coming for your friends he might even give you raibies in the process
person 1: yep ok lets run

by cracker4wd September 19, 2018

Lachlan

Hottest, sexiest man alive. When a Lachlan walks into the room all heads immediately turn and jaws drop. He's kind and caring and the worlds biggest flirt, he wears hats indoors and was the cutest most emotional baby.

woman 1: damn who is he
woman 2: he's definitely a Lachlan

by hawtyhawty August 31, 2019

lachlan

lachlan is a funny cunt and gets all the girls he has a great sense of humour and always gets in trouble in class

Lachlan is a funny cunt

by Lachlan is a sick lad November 23, 2019

Lachlan

Blue eyes, blonde hair, Tall, looks like he is from Queensland.
Works at maccas, and is the funniest guy you'll ever meet.

Person 1: Hey Lachlan what do you want me to call you
Lachlan: Lachy

by xShabz February 25, 2020