Hamlet

Ham wallet or vagina

"Aaron ate out my hamlet"

by SenpaiCanadiaWhisperra April 13, 2016

Hamlet

Used to describe a ham omelet that is so good it takes you back to the Elizabethan Era.

“My dawg, I made you a hamlet this morning!”
“Oh shoot, it’s not poisoned or gonna make me lose my sanity right?”
“Haha, nah. It’s just got some straight up deloish ham in it.”
“Ah tight, thanks dawg!”

by Tru Son of Cronus July 3, 2019

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

Hamlet

Sounds like a cut of meat from a piglet. Kind of like veal comes from a calf, a baby cow.

They had green eggs and hamlet for breakfast.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

hamlet

The area/flap of skin where the gooch meets the ballsack.

These heated seats are really keeping my hamlet warm!

by J_bags February 10, 2022

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue

"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021