Sex Blender

A massive attack of sex appeal, sexual nature, and straight sex all blended and melted into one sexy person.

Diana Tsuji is a sex blender.

by th3gam3 November 27, 2010

Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.

"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"

by White Lobster October 15, 2008

blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

by Elderee January 17, 2015

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

trans blender

Its alot like a Apache helicopter except if you are known as a blender

"Look mom im a blender, A trans blender."

by Cubby Talker December 7, 2017

frog in a blender

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

penis-blender

a prostitute with crooked teeth

that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick

by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006