australian jesus

Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.

Example for Australian Jesus:

"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Australian terrier

Very uncommon dog breed, originates in Australia. Small, short legged dog breed with wire-ish hair. Comes in blue tan, red, and sandy.

Person: Look at that cute little dog!
Me: Oh yes, thats an Australian terrier!

by Walker May 6, 2014

Australian Gentleman

A man who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink

He got out of the bath to piss in the sink, he is a true Australian Gentleman

by Noah M Faulkner October 24, 2012

Australian Sinkhole

When you tip a Vegetables wheelchair so they can suck your dick.

Bro last night I was with this hot af paraplegic and she gave me the good ol' Australian Sinkhole

by Ackrynom April 22, 2018

Australian Top

An "Australian Top" is Actually a Bottom because he's on the other site of the planet and to proud to admit he's a bottom.

I'm not a bottom! I'm an Australian Top!

by LittleFoxy December 1, 2020

Australian Gobstopper

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.

Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021

Australian Intellectual

A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.

Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.

by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008