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Margaret Thatcher

Empress of the new right, idol of the conservative partyand daily mail readers everywhere. Famous for beating the hell out of Argentina when they tried to take back the Falklands (the falkwhat? - exactly) - a teeny bunch of islands off the south cost of Argentina that nobody had ever heard of.

Responsible for the miners strikes of the 80s, 'black wednesday', the poll tax and making council houses available to be bought by their occupants.

She famously said "This ladys not for turning" over the poll tax. The old dear was eventually made to shut the hell up and remove the tax that was massively unpopular.

The old Iron Lady did not do much for feminism. You finally get a woman in charge and she messes everything up. Ta very much Mags!

Looks strangely like Noel Edmonds when a beard is drawn on her
Margaret Thatcher: "The peasants are revolting. Jeeves, send out the police to batter them senseless"
by Boylio April 16, 2006
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teachers

An underpaid person that tries to educate kids. But can't. Because:
1. Kids are not allowed to be beaten.
2. Parents in America are useless and don't beat their kids.
3. Rap music.
4. Cell phones.
The kids passed on into the next grade, even though they couldn't read or write.
We wouldn't want them to feel left out and hurt their feelings, so we pushed them through anyways.
The future of America is looking pretty sweet!
by hooper May 15, 2004
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Teachers

People who liked school so much that they couldn't stand to leave.They 'have a passion for kids' and could never regret following the career path they chose.

They think that everyone likes them no matter what. Truthfully, nobody likes them at all.

Teachers are fun to annoy.
*Ways To Annoy Your Teachers:
1. Don't write your name on your papers.
2. Ask a lot of pointless questions that have nothing to
do with what you are learning. (ex: Why do you write
with a blue pen instead of a black one?)
3. Mumble LOUDLY to yourself while you are taking a test.
4. Role your pencil on your desk.
5. Refuse to answer questions out loud (on accout that it
conflicts with your religious beliefs).
6. Refer to your teacher as Sir or Mam. End every sentence
with Sir or Mam. (ex: The answer to number 13 is 9, Sir)
7. Don't pay attention. Say 'what?' everytime they call on
you.
by glasshalfempty October 10, 2005
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teachers

People that teach you in school. They could be good or bad. Most are bad if you have my teachers. Like my math teacher would cry in front of the room about how like her. Most of them act like they care, but they don't.
The worst teacher I've ever had is my current home ect teacher. She hates all of her students except her favorite. She yells at you for the smallest reason, and never stops talking about the house that she is bluiding. Everyone hates her. She doesn't deserve her job. God, I hate her.

The best yeacher was my old reading teacher. She was cool.

Teachers make school boring.
by Blake Marie April 1, 2007
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Margaret Thatcher

'A little local difficulty' the title of the chapter in her autobiography concerning the poll tax.
by gavin March 25, 2005
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Margaret Thatcher

Someone whose grave i cannot wait to piss on. Is George Bush as a woman. They both have that same "nobel Brow".
by Who is who April 29, 2007
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Margaret Thatcher

Worst thing ever to happen to the country. Drove the economy, job market and country into the ground, repeatedly, at speed.

Living (well, sort of) proof that the Torys are evil beyond belief.
Margret Thatcher and Nigel Lawson clusterfucked England until it bled.
by e March 29, 2005
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