textbook

A combonation of texting and facebook. Parents think you are studying, but your really texting and using facebook.

Mom: Are you studying?

Some kid: Yes, I'm using my "textbook"

by smartass97 May 18, 2010

textbook class

When the only way to succeed in a class is via the textbook. This may arise because:
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.

Jim: Did you drop grade 12 biology?

Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.

by M2K May 5, 2008

The Textbook Break-up

One trully awsome band

Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass

by Mike27 May 3, 2005

Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.

The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A

by Textbook Status October 16, 2010

Textbook Tornado

A nickname given to an Ohio girl who was raised in Philly.

Shes known as a textbook tornado.

by Stinking Lincoln April 17, 2011