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teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."
I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.
by Moggraider August 2, 2009
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master-beta tester

One who must beta test everything before it comes out.
Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.
by RGI October 13, 2007
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Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,
John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff
by Rackadoe October 16, 2012
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Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.
Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you
by Jointtokes August 29, 2009
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teste pop

Describes the moment where a male's voice cracks, especially with strain such as with shouting. The voice pitch suddenly rises and the contrast with the normal deep voice makes it sound like a squeak or 'pop'.

Especially used to describe teenage boys who are undergoing voice deepening during puberty; where vocal cords lengthen and thicken in response to testosterone from the testes. (Hence the use of the word 'teste' and 'pop'.) However, this term can be used to refer to young adult men as well.
"Jay just had a massive teste pop during his choir solo practice!"
by Nahtanoj December 9, 2008
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tested

Bobby I told you to get out of the tree you have tested my patience for the last time!
by Kim Perez-P March 13, 2008
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AP Tests

AP tests: An utter pointless, colossal, useless waste of time, energy and life.
Cody: Shit man I got this AP tests!
Chewbacca: WTF THESE ARE SUCH A POINTLESS WASTE OF MY TIME (Makes wookie sounds)

Cody: I know they only make these classes to torture people
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