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San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
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telecopter

One of those tiny drone things they are going to use to collect pictures for the TV news
Hey check out that telecopter shot!
Awesome!
by phibla June 12, 2014
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Telesnorting

The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.
"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."
by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014
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Telescrope

A man's cock and balls magnified under a lens, normally sent to women other the Internet
Girl 1 :I just got a sent a photo
Girl 2:what is it?
Girl 1 :A dick pic that looks telescroped
by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021
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Telescrope

A man's cock magnified by a lens sent over the Internet.
Girl 1: someone just sent me a dick pic
Girl 2: that looks like a telescrope
by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021
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telecourtship

Cyberspace-based communication in which intelligence gathering for personal monetary gain as an objective is in lieu of a de facto relationship such as marriage, especially when a victim unwittingly participates in their own financial demise by divulging information freely and in absence of suspicion.
Since you have told him everything else and you still don't know, give him your bank account number and if you never hear from him again then yes, it was a telecourtship!
by René Washington D.C. February 19, 2026
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