teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

teendian wagon

An car that has at least 4 aboriginal teenagers in it, usually a complete indian wagon complete with dragging muffler.

Check out that teendian wagon. They almost ran into that building.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

telenoth

a corpulent, man-loving, anal dweller.

likes men.

Telenoth, an avid gay, was enjoying reading the new book, Romeo and Josef.

by FELLOW ASS PIRATE March 21, 2005

Telediagnostiopathic

A person with the ability to discern the nature of what ails you or yours over the telephone while hosting a radio talk show.

Derived from telepathic ( communication from one person to another by the means other than the obvious five senses the rest of us use ) and Diagnostic ( investigation or analysis of the cause or nature of a condition, situation, or problem )

Man those tappet brothers knew exactly what to tell my mechanic and my wife about the three Chevy El Caminos sitting in the front yard. I think they saved my marriage and my cars!

by Jmonkey August 10, 2005

teledated

someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.

ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.

john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.

by yay_its_frogcloset May 3, 2007

Teledextrus

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus

He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.

by General Spoon May 4, 2008

teleducation

a television program intended to meet educational requirements of viewers; a literacy campaign that is broadcast on TV so as to educate viewers.

Have you watched the teleducation program on your TV?

by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010