teenage mutant ninja turtles

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.

Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)

by Krang July 20, 2003

r/teenagersbutpog

r/teenagers but with more “shitposts” and everyone there is amazing.

Person 1: He’s on r/teenagersbutpog?

Person 2: Yeah he must be amazing then!

by u/I-followamazingfolk May 19, 2021

Teenager

Someone between the age of 13 to 19. Stereotypes show that they have very active sex drives and love drugs, but this is not true for most. They are constant victims of ageism, treated like children but expected to act like adults.

Teenager 1: Hey move over
Adult: I am going to check your backpack to make sure you aren't hiding any marijuana in there.
Teenager: STFU I'm not some drug addict selling drugs, you have been brainwashed by society to think that way, I'm innocent!!!

by Sinfonia69 November 16, 2014

Teenage White Girls

Generic girls who post selfies on Instagram with the caption "I'm so ugly". Also who often drink Starbucks and go through about three boyfriends a day.

The Teenage White Girls said "I'm not like the other girls."

by Istealyomans98420709 April 12, 2019

teenage fever

the feeling of overwhelming lust and obsession for someone that you often times are simply convincing yourself that you have, even though these feelings may not be real or as intense as you are playing them out to be; an all consuming chase for another that seems superficial and never ending.

“this shit feel like teenage fever…i’m not scared of it, she ain’t either.” -drakelations

by anonymous December 15, 2022

teenstache

A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.

That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.

by D_C_ August 28, 2006

/r/teenagers

Basically the high school of Reddit. Known for cyclical posts, including selfie threads, kik threads, "favorite user" threads, posts by those seeking relationship help, and Mod Monday threads, which are generally seen by only a few users. The community is accepting, but it's very hard to become popular or even "known." In order to do so, a user must post or comment many times a day. Another good way to become popular is by being a photogenic girl in the selfie threads. /r/teenagers is strange in that it embraces social awkwardness, much like certain regions of tumblr.

"Hey, why weren't you at the party yesterday?"

"Oh, I decided to stay home and kik with my /r/teenagers friends instead."

by acatalepsy December 9, 2013