teacher breath

1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.

Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.

Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.

Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.

by chris firth September 23, 2006

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Math Teacher

A person who failed english.

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.

by Kamuela April 1, 2009

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hot for a teacher

when you have a smokin, hot burning, teacher that give you a boner

Ms. Smith gives me a boner everyday in my 3rd period.

by mike and ian November 29, 2004

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Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by glassjawx November 12, 2010

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Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.

That sure is a shitty teacher!

by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009

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