Comment Tator

Someone whom you could give the best Caviar in a 18 carot bowl with the finest champagne from the Champane region in France in leaded cystal with a plater of fillet mignon on fine china served up on a silver platter and the bastard would still complain.

Waldo here just showed up from somewhere nobody ever heard of and he's out of gas,beer,smokes money so I fed him what I thought would please him and gave him a $20 bill he still made like a Comment Tator and complained like it's not good enough for him.

by LaNerd May 10, 2011

lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009

Dick Tator

When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.

Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?

Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.

by Rustaford September 15, 2020

Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

tator wedge

Is the sexual meaning of ones cock wedged in between something.

My tator wedge is stuck in the sink.

by Bobross127372 November 2, 2021

tator wedge

When your cock gets wedged in something.

I burnt my tator wedge in Gabby.

by Bobross127372 November 2, 2021

Tator Thot

A hoe that only goes for them fat greasy dudes

Yo emily is a tator thot...why, shes going out with Grey.

by The Momentai August 13, 2017