tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

by tito3531 January 4, 2011

Tamponed

When someone takes out their tampon and and throws it in someone’s yard or a public place

“Dude there’s a bloody tampon in my yard I just got tamponed.”

by Ghettomanasasgirl August 27, 2021

tampons

long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them

hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry

by fut nucker July 31, 2020

Tamponed

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.

jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??

by wbbwiai August 27, 2021

tampon's on

When a female is on her period

Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"

by octobandits July 17, 2011

tamponed

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016

Tamponic

Moody or stressy, akin to a hormonal female during the menstrual cycle. Can also be prefixed with 'chronic'.

Tim: fucking hell guys! Stop being such pricks!

Ben: wow Tim, you're chronic tamponic

by Boc March 9, 2012