tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

by tito3531 January 4, 2011

tampons

long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them

hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry

by fut nucker July 31, 2020

Tamponed

When someone takes out their tampon and and throws it in someone’s yard or a public place

“Dude there’s a bloody tampon in my yard I just got tamponed.”

by Ghettomanasasgirl August 27, 2021

tampon's on

When a female is on her period

Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"

by octobandits July 17, 2011

Tamponed

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.

jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??

by wbbwiai August 27, 2021

tamponed

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016

Tamponic

Moody or stressy, akin to a hormonal female during the menstrual cycle. Can also be prefixed with 'chronic'.

Tim: fucking hell guys! Stop being such pricks!

Ben: wow Tim, you're chronic tamponic

by Boc March 9, 2012