Taco Shit

(n.) The delicious contents of a taco that fall out of it when you take a bite.
Is usually eaten afterwards with a fork (or by hand, either way)

I thought I was completely original creating "Taco shit" until I saw it already on UD.

Ah well

Mike: "Yo man you gonna eat that taco shit?"
Doug: "YES! It's the only SHIT I would eat!"

by ScreaminIdiot February 19, 2009

Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.

We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.

by Gorshum April 12, 2011

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 21, 2014

taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.

I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.

by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015

taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.

I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.

by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020

taco slice

The act of sliding a vagina over a persons face while they sleep in retaliation for a mushroom tap.

I'm gonna taco slice you baby!

by Tacos happen February 11, 2015

fish taco supreme

a fish taco supreme is a vagina during a period that has already been filled with cum.

*warning* eat at own risk

i didn't enjoy kelly's fish taco with tomatoes, until i added my own sour cream. fish taco supreme! yum

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006