Tofu

Tofu (noun): Not born perfect, nor someone who tries to be perfect. Beyond perfection. As a result, drives all around him towards insanity, through his sheer brilliance! :D

eg: Omg, you are a Tofu!

by tofu_appreciator November 14, 2011

almond tofu

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

by nekohwa March 8, 2021

tofu project

A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.

"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)

by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020

Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.

"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"

by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009

Tofu people

People who are bland, boring, do not add anything to the conversation or just say yes or agree to everything you say or the person speaking says. Zero personality, they are like accessory, they lack flavor and better to be avoided if you want real people with real feelings and with whom to have an interesting interaction.

'Anthony is so tofu! you never know what is he really thinking, as he will always agree with whatever you say, how annoying!'

'Got tired of tofu people. You can find them at so many parties, they are everywhere, blending in, adding nothing'

by Colibrí April 14, 2017

Killer Tofu

Used to describe something that is sick gnarly or magical

It is also a song from the cartoon Doug by the band "The Beets"

Dude, that triple kick flip was killer tofu

by claytonxxl January 19, 2008

Tofu leader

Onew the leader of famous korean band SHINee. Often called tofu leader especially in they song SHInee world (Boo bop) ONEW KING OF CHICKEN JINKI!!

Person one "WHo is that guy in SHINee?"
Person two "Thats tofu leader Onew"
Person one "Oh i see"

by Levy_mei October 3, 2013