Threw My Web

To have an orgasm, where the end of your wang is exposed, thus resulting in ejaculate flying across the room as if spider man just threw a mass of webbing

Oh man, did I tell you about the time I threw my web into Jessica's fish tank?

by Beats By Ray December 31, 2014

threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 10, 2008

threw wings

When a short guy tries to kiss a tall girl

Little man threw wings at me at the bar last night

by PMin1111 June 01, 2017

Ate and threw up

Somebody who tries to do an action cool but fails miserably.

*an action cool but fails miserably* Ate and threw up

by Altssq November 15, 2021