Sam, "The teacher called George a conspiracy theorist."
Robert, " Nah, he's just 6 months ahead of the curve. We'll see soon that the teacher is downright wrong."
Robert, " Nah, he's just 6 months ahead of the curve. We'll see soon that the teacher is downright wrong."
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The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Hey bro, you play Modern Warfare?'
Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'
The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'
Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'
The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'
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Italian-American conspiracy theorists are doggedly preoccupied with fringe theories pertaining to the innocence of Chicago-area mafia killers who were nonetheless indicted, shown to be guilty of their crimes (well-beyond a reasonable doubt), and incarcerated. They often complain that said mafia killers got a "raw deal" because of "bad news" disseminated by "dry beefers."
Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.
Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.
Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.
Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.
Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.
Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.
The Suntimes mob blog is hilarious when all the Italian-American conspiracy theorists come crawling out of the wood work, crying foul.
by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011
Get the Italian-American conspiracy theorists mug.Another way of saying dumbass, this guy loves to think that just a post made by some conman is somehow the truth behind the "Super secret government establishment".
John Connor: HAVE YOU HEARD THE TRUTH BEHIND THE COVID VACCINE? IT ALTERS OUR DNA!
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
by Imposter Gaming 3.0 January 31, 2021
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by mahbutttt February 25, 2013
Get the conspiracy theorist mug.#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
by BobJonesMackleMoore December 5, 2013
Get the conspiracy theorist mug.A person who proposes or believes in conspiracy theories. It is a term that can describe someone who has found the "absolute truth" through their "Research" of verified documentaries, informative books or videos found at the bottom of the Internet. Anyone who does not agree with a conspiracy theorist are either part of the people who are trying to cover up this so called "Conspiracy" or too stupid to see it. Conspiracy theorists will try and get you to "open your eyes" or "Wake up", but unfortunately some people are apparently too scared to "Research" and find out the truth and "Destroy their happy perception of the world"
A conspiracy theorist is characterised by the belief that:
"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."
"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"
"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"
"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."
"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"
And many more.
"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."
"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"
"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"
"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."
"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"
And many more.
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