shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by Jack Barker January 5, 2008

The running sharts

Running and sharting at the same time. kind of gross, and a huge mess

thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp that guy has the running sharts, i mean just look at his pant would ya.

by buttface headturds April 29, 2020

The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...

After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft

by MM1988 July 21, 2011

the 60th shaft

When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.

"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"

by trainingmonitorguy November 6, 2023

three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

sharty on the cross

for when someone is garaging ur vibe and u gotta reference that time sharty got crucified

“yo dawg ur fit is trash”

“don’t put my sharty on the cross like that man”

“you’re right i’m sorry you’re actually very swag”

by sharty (on the cross) December 13, 2023

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023