Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.

“Me and X shook the camera last night”
“When did you last shake the camera?”

by MCEGWM November 22, 2020

shake the baby

The process of pissing or urination. This definition is specific to male urination whether it may occur in bathrooms, public arenas, trees, or a neighbor's flower garden.

Josh drank beer for hours before he had to shake the baby.

by Kevin Joyner January 7, 2006

Shake the Disease

I'm not going down on my knees begging you to adore me
Can't you see it's misery and torture for me?
When I'm misunderstood, try as hard as you can
I've tried as hard as I could
To make you see
How important it is for me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me

Some people have to be permanently together
Lovers devoted to each other forever
Now I've got things to do and I've said before
That I know you have too when I'm not there
In spirit I'll be there
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these

by Death Menace March 23, 2023

shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

shake the cactus

An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..

Or all the above at the same time

Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts

Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES

by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012

shake the spot

a form of saying or telling somebody, particularly a group of people to leave from wherever they might be in a very rude, impolite manner.

Y'all mothafuckaz gotta shake the spot!

by MistahRigoh February 26, 2018