tits up

broken; dead in the water, floating

well that project really went tits up.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Titsprung

adverb: When a man's shirt has been stretched out in the chest area by a woman wearing it.

Bill stood there appreciating his hot girlfriend's sexy double-d rack . . . until he put on his favorite t-shirt and noticed she'd worn it in the night and it was titsprung.

by Bob Hutchins April 9, 2009

titsmas

The first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. Men think of this day as something like, or better than, Christmas.

Did you see that girl? She's totally celebrating Titsmas today.

Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.

Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas

by alexander huntering March 21, 2010

He-Tits

these are basically tits on a guy...

Joey, tell your dad to put on a shirt for Gods sake, his fkn He-Tits are embarrassing!!!

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Bacon Tits

Amazingly good or beautiful.

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"

by Markoos13 February 17, 2021

clown tits

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.

Check out the clown tits on that waitress!

by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008

titsicles

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010