theep dinker

Someone who takes a simple idea way out of proportion, believing that they are coming up with some deep explanation but they really make no sense to the foolish masses

A lot of people call me a babbling fool because I speak the truth in riddles but much like Dr. Suess I am simply a theep dinker.

by Gr8 G'sUs August 17, 2012

Teepee Touch

When a native american molests you in his tent.

What young Billy thought was going to be a spirit quest, turned out to be a ruse, for a teepee touch.

by Grian5000 March 30, 2015

theepan

An Indian loveable hunk who is diverse and is kind to all

Mmm, you just a theepan

by unicornpotatopeeler May 14, 2015

Teeples

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.

I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him

by Lickumup December 15, 2017

teepee

Something for Beavis' bunghole.

" ... I need teepee for my bunghole!"

by B.Dizzy November 1, 2006

tweeper

An adult male aged 25 or older that likes to hang out with girls (and in some cases, guys) that are tweens or teens for long periods of time, and even late at night. This is a little creepy, since most men his age like to party with adults.

EX1:
Hey guys, where's Jordan?

Oh he went out with his other friends tonight. He's a total tweeper.

EX2:
Guys, wanna grab a beer?

Sure, we can go, but it's tweeper night at the bowling alley so Jordan can't make it.

by jlc500k May 4, 2010

treepreciation

An appreciation of all things tree related. Admiration for particularly pretty arrangements of branches and leaves.

My treepreciation was satisfied by a trip to the woods.

by EJH14 September 19, 2017