Tatty pipe

Slang word meaning tampon.

Is it tatty pipe time again. Cork it with a tatty pipe.

by Safetyinmind December 21, 2006

tatty water

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Flappy Tatties

Big old flat and saggy breasts that flap against the torso of elderly women.

Man, did you see john's mom?!?! She had some big ole flappy tatties. Looked like two flounder fighting for scraps under her shirt!

by Electricmike September 13, 2011

tattie water

(n) semen, ejaculate

"Christ, I need to get rid of my tattie water... all over her face!"

by bigwillsy December 9, 2008

Fatty Tatties

A woman who was previously fat but has lost weight but still has big tits

Guy1: Jane has lost loads of weight but look at those fatty tatties

by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

tatty water

A common name for prebuscent ejaculate, before the testies have begun to preduce sperm.

what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!

by mellowman April 16, 2008

Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021