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Fuck me swinging

Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.
Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"
by Tony is an asshole August 11, 2006
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Swinging Party

A private adult sex party attended by a number of Male and Female couples, often with additional single males and females such that there is a ratio of 1.5 males to each female.

The dynamics is of open nudity and sex, couples and individually getting together with other attendees and having sex with individuals other than their partner.

The male female balance is favoured toward the female such that she can enjoy the attention of more than one male.
A tall handsome man in his 40’s arrived discreetly late at the Swinging Party, he scammed the room, smiled at me and immediately stowed over, I wanted him, I’m James, you are and your husband?
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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ain't swinging off that side of the plate

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.
by Slyer123 October 9, 2009
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swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.
"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"
by Tarara June 22, 2008
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dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz December 15, 2007
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Swiggin'

Something out of the ordinary that is "awsome" to young adults; Cool
Did you see her dress today? It was totally swiggin'!
by MinaMinaMina123 April 24, 2008
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swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
by Suck it miller January 29, 2014
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