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pulling a swifty

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old
by cracking porkle July 23, 2017
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SWIFT

A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.
acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
by Blue Koi September 15, 2013
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Swiftrail

That company will go totally swiftrail
by James Riise January 11, 2008
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taylor swift

A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.
Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."
by ilovedilfs123 February 22, 2021
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Taylor Swift

A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.
*wails* "I just want to listen to Taylor Swift alone."
by h0nestly December 21, 2013
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Swiftie

A swiftie is an amazing person that loves Taylor Swift and are probably the best fandom and the fandom you don't wanna f*ck with :) they're the best
Swiftie: do you like Taylor Swift?
Person: ugh, no!
Swiftie: *throws person off planet earth*
by a Swiftie called **** September 8, 2018
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Phil Swift

When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass
Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
by FlexSwift May 30, 2019
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