statisticating

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.

"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"

by alonadawn January 26, 2015

Statistical anomaly

An extremely rare occurrence.

Jody is a statistical anomaly because despite how he is "that guy", who is gorgeous, smart, funny and successful, he has not found the right girl. It is a statistical anomaly that he would be single given how perfect he is.

by SAMSAM8999 March 14, 2018

VITAL STATISTICS

Informal term for the 3 measurements, bust/waist/hips. Usually used by woman to indicate their body proportions, or in fashion.

Woah, do you know that girl's Vital Statistics?
Yeh dude, 72/60/82(cm) , perfect for me.

by Anônimo April 15, 2019

statistic

a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat

"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"

by Les973 February 16, 2006

intriguing statistical anomaly

A polite way of saying something is a flat out lie.

I just find it an intriguing statistical anomaly that out of the thousands of Canadians I've spoken to in the last half decade of living in Canada, that I have not heard a single one complain about the fact that their healthcare system is socialized (in fact the exact opposite)...Yet commonly Americans that oppose Obama's plan and live hundreds of miles from the boarder seem to know plenty for some reason.............

by Anandamide September 11, 2009

swagtastical syndrome

Its when you get to the point where you have so much swag it turns into a serious problem and you're diagnosed with what is now called 'swagtastical syndrome'

"Yesterday I was told by a doctor that I had been diagnosed with Swagtastical Syndrome."

by Donte Johnson March 21, 2012

statistics

a fire song made by lil timmy tim aka 2 inches proud aka timothee chalamet

statistics ya mrs lawton mrs lawton.

by hehehehehe7 May 31, 2020