Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis

That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!

by Jdub101 October 11, 2016

gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.

LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.

by BAXTER SENDLBECK May 3, 2018

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

swallowed the hog

when a gal gives ya head

Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!

by lnglvthnwflsh January 31, 2017

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob September 7, 2009