Retired surfie

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).

Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!

by jw316006 October 10, 2021

Suppie

A suppie (aka.: meme word for nappie/diaper. When a specific user on wccftech or disqus decides to post pictures of erotic women wearing diapers in order to deter the Semitic audience.

Wow, I've not seen so many suppies in one night before, the trolling has now turned into full meltdown mode.

by TedTheodoreLoganEsq August 3, 2017

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013

surpressed

A mixture of being surprised and impressed

I was very surpressed with how Fight Club ended

by mishae July 31, 2011

surple

a very strong drink. to get past tipsy.

have a sip of surple,chaser patrone.drinks

by 8legspyder December 15, 2009

slurpie burpie

The unpleasantly foamy belch that occurs when one is slurping a slurpie.

"I would have said something, but I had a major slurpie burpie from that Icee I was sipping."

by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009

surpise

An even better surprise.

Thank you for signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Throughout the month of December, we will send you eight small surpises in the mail.

by cfrieds January 14, 2016