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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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Surfing the Web

Using a web browser to search through the many home pages that make up the world wide web - also used to describe searching through the Internet as a whole.

Usualy involves an individual browsing through the internet, whilst not looking for anything in particular.
by Siona Beht June 22, 2004
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Sarging

Verb; to Sarge.
The act of engaging conversational rapport with a complete stranger.
Though tied to the seduction community as the official name for being "on the hunt," the term also applies in business and interpersonal relations, as the act of appearing as a socially versatile and competent person.

Credit to Ross Jeffries, who claims to have named the act after his cat.
in seduction:
"My wingman and I went sarging last night at club X."

other:
"The goal in business is to sarge your coworkers as soon as you start working there. It's a quick way to appear competant!"
by Shertz August 24, 2006
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shoulder surfing

To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to.

Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.).
While engaged in a conversation with a person at a party, you could be accused of (or at least suspected to be) "shoulder surfing" if you look over his/her shoulder(s) to check out who else is in attendance.
by p.s. February 8, 2006
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Facebook Surfing

Verb. Clicking on a friend's profile and then clicking on profiles under the mutual friends section to find out information about random friends. Usually happens when one is bored on a Friday night.
Guy 1: Dude, i was facebook surfing last night and I found out that Kelly's dating Chuck!
by PRicanFury September 12, 2010
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swag surfing

To be fly and be able to move through matters in an easy maner or to be able to go through your life soley on your swagger.
I've been just swag surfing for the past few days
by iandakid23 May 29, 2009
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skeet surfin

the art of surfin' with a 12-gauge shotgun to shoot pigeons while riding waves...
"skeet surfin...skeet surfin...skeet surfin... if everybody had a 12-gauge and a surfboard too, you'd see em shooting and surfin, from here to malibu..."
by iransan December 26, 2008
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