Life span of a weirdo

They usually live from 11-13

The life span of a weirdo is 11-13 years

by Idi0t345 May 11, 2021

c-span

Channel where Congressional hearings are shown!!!

C-span is awesome!!!

by bryan May 13, 2005

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

Sepand

The best looking guy on the block.
He is so sexy.
Everyone wants to be him, he's just too perfect.
He's a genius and very athletic.

Dang! Look at that sexy beast, he's almost a Sepand!

by platypusgod December 24, 2010

Spandex Brigade

Overly serious cyclists. These people can be seen on racers, sometimes in packs. So called because of their penchant for wearing spandex shorts and tops while cycling around. The Spandex Brigade are known for their flagrant disregard for traffic lights, signalling, one way systems and a plethora of other traffic laws they feel they are above.

I was trying to cross at a set of traffic lights in the city and nearly got run over by the Spandex Brigade as they ran through a series of red lights.

by JoeDredd May 25, 2015

Denard Span

The distance between a male's testicles. Named for the Minnesota Twins outfielder by Detroit Tiger's fans.

My denard span is somewhere between 2 and 3 inches.

by SilentZyn February 28, 2010

Shpanks

Another word for "Thanks" , usually said by teenage girls . Shpanks is just a more fun/cool way of saying "Thanks" .

Kelly : " Your shirt is so cute!! "
Ray : " Shpanks girl ! :) "

by JustinBieberLoverxoxo March 14, 2011