Chocolate Sunglasses

The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.

Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.

by Anita B. Jainow February 21, 2008

dixie sunglasses

This is a woman who lives in the south and has two black eyes; she is always accompanied by a redneck or thug who tell her to shut her mouth.

Becky: I tole you they don have those shoes here.

bubba:Shut up bitch or I'll give you some dixie sunglasses.

by Derek Olford August 11, 2010

roman sunglasses

The act of having a tit on each eye, like sunglasses. The reason for the name being that historically, the Romans banged like no other.

“Yeah so last night, my girlfriend gave me the Roman sunglasses”

by Fenderyeetcaster February 8, 2021

Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.

- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!

by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012

Rain poncho and sunglasses

The next hip look

"Ooh, rain poncho and sunglasses."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

sunglasses

Dark-tinted glasses, worn for a variety of reasons.
1: If it's a bright day.
2: If you have been given a black eye and want to conceal it.
3: You are making a (not-very-good) attempt to conceal your identity.
4: You are a complete tit who thinks wearing sunglasses makes you look like a gangster or a pop star or something.

"Why does Sunglasses Roy wear shades even when it's dark? Does he think it's cool?"

"Er, no. He's actually an alien with red eyes and doesn't want anyone to see them".

by Stormsworder April 8, 2007

snuggla

A b-boy with a lemon-fresh scent



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Yo, shorty did my laundry. Now I'm a mad snuggla, yo.....

by Adam Fudge April 4, 2003