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Praising or complimenting someone.
I've received a lot dick sucking since I got my hair cut.
by RDKIZ August 6, 2009
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1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!
by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004
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Dick Sucking Contest

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A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.
Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.
by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008
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The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
by idealismfosho January 4, 2010
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Sucking Corporate Dick

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When a person with enough money and more than enough fame (often devoid of talent) decides to sell out their life work for a few million more. More prevalent now than ever, the corporate cock sucker will stop at nothing and go those extra few miles for a slurp of that money dick.

Nowadays, the music world is so intertwined with the corporate world, the term, Sucking Corporate Dick, can apply to almost every act or artist in the top 20 (At any one time)
That fucking asshole Will.i.am just sold out even more by becoming "director of creativity" at global technology firm, Intel. If there is a better example of "Sucking Corporate Dick" than him, I will eat my fucking hat... bro
by Franky The Tout January 26, 2011
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On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
by Wagnax April 12, 2019
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sucking mad dick

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sucking mad dick

1. When someone says some shit that just doesn't make any sense
2. when someone says something that just aint happening.
1.

James: Yo have you ever watched porn before?
Terrell: yea nigga that shit was wack.
James: what?! nigga you sucking mad dick.

2.

Deshawn: Yo my 76ers gon take it next year.
Tyrese: what nigga? you sucking mad dick.
by SavShitOnly May 20, 2016
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