strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

Shruggling

Being calm. Not having struggles.
Something to say when someone asks you how's life.

Opposite of Struggling.

A: Ey B, you feeling okay?
B: I'm shruggling.

by Fordoggen October 29, 2018

strogging

To furiously masterbate to the point where your no longer concerned with where your semen ends up...

I was strogging it so hard that i just plowed my load all over my keyboard.

by prattypopeye September 19, 2010

stigging

To drive any vehicle on the ragged edge, but with a degree of skill and finesse as if possessed by the ghost of Ayrton Senna (God rest his soul).

Henry is really stigging it in that tractor, how he managed to negotiate that hairpin at such a speed whilst only killing 2 pedestrians is nothing short of a miracle.

by mattiojohn January 28, 2011

struggling

sub-par behavior; ridiculous, or pathetic; just plain sad. Made popular at the St. Hugh's Summer Programme by two boys from L.A. One who is struggling is a struggler. A struggler struggles. The accusation of "STRUGGLER!" is often accompanied by a specific hand gesture. For example, take your dominant arm, reach behind your head so that the forearm rests against the back of the head, and point forward at the struggler with the index finger, therefore indicating the presence of a true struggler.

"Dude, Ms Noonan dropped her G&D's ice-cream. She's struggling."

"It's impossible to work the showers here. This is the struggling college."

"The girls are late! They are struggling stragglers!"

by Hayley Rushing August 18, 2006

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008