Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick

I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.

by Lendale April 4, 2008

steam-hosing

The act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one's penis, while stroking the base of the penis with the other hand before (and during) ejaculation. This maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.

We used to hate that kid back in college, I was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.

My beer tastes funny.
Yeah, that's 'cause I steam-hosed it.

by Purple Skittles September 8, 2006

Broccoli Steam Pouch

The act of placing hot, sweaty, hairy, testicles on the forehead of an unwilling participant.

I was playing dodgeball all day outside in the hot sun and then I gave my girlfriend a Broccoli Steam Pouch.

by Dirk L January 9, 2009

selfie steam

The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.

It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Steam Rating

A feature on Steam that, essentially, shows how much of a video game enthusiast you are based on how many hours you spend playing video games each week. The system isn't perfect, as it doesn't include time spent playing games on consoles, handhelds and computer games not linked to Steam (though, all PC games can be linked to Steam even if they're not hosted on it). 0 means less than an hour a week and 10 means more than 35 hours a week. Though not perfect, it is an interesting way of dividing out people who only play games casually and people who regard games as a serious hobby.

I have a Steam Rating of 2, I only play games occasionally as a time waster

I have a Steam Rating of 9, I love games and really appreciate them.

by Teedus October 14, 2012

Steam ID

The number given to your Steam account.
The 1st steam Account was 0:0:1, the second was 0:0:2 and so on.
The lower the STEAM Id the rarer the account is and the longer the person has been playing.
Leagues such as CAL,OGL,CPL and TWL require you to enter your Steam ID so they can verify its really you playing.

"Wow dude that guy who joined STEAM Id was 0:1:20031934 he must be a really bad n00b!"

by WoF | DejaVu October 4, 2008

man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.

The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.

by splendid! September 2, 2010