Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.
by Vince August 11, 2008
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Strategic Boning

Pre-college graduation prostitution in order to gain an advantage.
Cindy is not some prostitute. She's using strategic boning so that dude will let her live with him.
by Boner Stratego September 09, 2010
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Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.
Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.
by Mookie Eleanor February 19, 2008
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Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients
Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.
by poyani June 08, 2007
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Strategic Crashery

a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience
by frank's_place January 22, 2011
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Strategic Hold

When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.
The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants
by Skin Sub Guy March 26, 2015
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strategic yogurt production

French foreign trade protectionism
Even though Dannon owns a large chunk of Pepsi, they wanted to make it illegal becuase of their strategic yogurt production.
by Joe Noory January 10, 2008
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